Darling Wifey’s new car arrived this week:

I was pretty cynical about the whole Audi thing – after all, an Audi is just a Skoda with a pretty frock on. Or so I thought before I was asked to programme the on-board computer to de-ice & pre-heat the car ten minutes before Darling Wifey leaves for work every morning so the temperature is just right when she climbs in…

What I don’t understand is just where I went wrong and ended up missing out on all this luxury?