Christine Gilbert, head of the Office for Standards in Education (Ofsted), said teaching rated as “satisfactory” was not good enough (BBC report .)

Which means that “satisfactory” actually means “unsatisfactory.”

So glad she cleared that up for us.

**Edited to add**

This rendered me speechless for almost thirty seconds: you can now get a degree from Butlins. A two year foundation degree in being a prat in a red jacket at a holiday concentration camp.

I am slowly coming round to the conclusion that it is actually me who lives in cloud cuckoo land.