Little Nutter has broken my wireless network card. This was a thingummy that fitted into the PCMCIA slot on the side of my laptop and allowed me to browse t’Internet from the comfort of my sofa.

Now I have to watch Thomas the Tank Engine DVDs with him. To cheer myself up I have been thinking up adult lyrics to the theme tune.

Altogether now, “They’re two, they’re four, they’re six, they’re eight, shagging trucks and humping freight…”