Error message

You appear to be attempting to take a photograph a Darling Wifey as she sews name tags onto a school uniform.

This camera does not operate in “alternate realities” mode.

Please refer to your Canon user’s guide and:

• disable “photographs that will cost you your life” mode
• put your camera away and retire to a safe distance
• stop subjecting your wife to menial housewifely tasks
• open a bottle of wine