I Should Have Married a Bimbo… Shouldn’t I?
I took Darling Wifey to the fireplace, made sure that she was paying attention, and then ran my finger along the mantelpiece and showed her how much dust I had picked up.
Her response? “Why haven’t you cleaned it?”
My comment, that had I married a bimbo then the mantelshelf would have been clean, was answered with the predictable response: yes, but it wouldn’t have been a hand-carved mantel in a house just a short walk from the centre of York.
Enough said.
Like living dangerously, don’t you?
Comment by Robert — April 20, 2006 @ 12:44 am
I have to say, I’m with Darling Wifey on this one. If you notice it’s dirty, clean it!
If you had a bimbo who was cleanliness obsessive, she might not let you near her with the chocolate body paint, either.
Comment by AllieTheKiwi — April 20, 2006 @ 9:44 am
Darling Wifey has just gone up even more in my estimation. What colour do you want your pinny? Pink to match your car and feather duster?
Comment by Nicola — April 20, 2006 @ 9:45 pm