“Shhhh everyone. Mummy is asleep. Don’t wake her!”

Daddy settled down to read a book and drink some coffee.

“I want five Weetabix!”
“No, Little N! No shouting! Mummy is fast asleep!”
“Don’t shout at him! You’ll wake mummy!”
“I’m not shouting! You’re shouting!”

“Roar!”
“Oh no! Norby dinosaur! No dinosaur on train!”
“Rooooooaaaaaaaaarrr!”
*Whack*
“Waaaah! Daddy! He hit me!”

chuffchuffchuffchuffchuffchuffchuffchuffchuff *crunch*
“Oh no!”
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“Oh no! Not broken! Not broken! Oh no! Daddy daddy daddy!”
“Oh, I’m sorry. I think it is broken!”
“Noooo! Norby boy! Train not broken! Nooooooo!”

Gigglegigglegigglegiggle *yelp*
“No! Don’t do that! That’s the horridest thing in the whole wide world!”
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“Daddy! Do you know what my youngest brother did to our poor, sweet little puppy?”
“No. But I bet it involved a dinosaur…“