I have about nine bruises on my back. And a cut lip. And scratches on my arms. And a sprained shoulder. And a pulled muscle in my leg. And a headache. And slightly blurred vision. (Although I think that last one is because Darling Wifey put my glasses somewhere and I can’t find them.)

Why?

I was tickling Little Nutter – and somebody (Darling Wifey?) Shouted “Pile on!”

Even the dog joined in!