Tomorrow, I have a major deadline at work. The school inspection starts in three weeks, and the top man is in to collect the paperwork in advance of Big Brother’s investigation into what we do.

So, like a good little teacher, I have been busying myself with all those bits of paper that say nothing at all about what actually goes on in the classroom, but upon which the future of our school depends.

So while I was working hard, Little Nutter grabbed all the milk we had (in a six pint bottle) and poured it down the sink. I had to pop out and buy some more.

While I was out, he found a bottle of shampoo and poured it all over the floor in the front hall. Darling Wifey had to clean it up. Little did she know that he had hidden the bottle of conditioner to empty all over the sofa while she was distracted.

Stressed?