aphrodisiacs
PJ O’Rourke once wrote, “There are many methods of increasing the sexual pleasure experienced by a woman. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz SL Convertible.”
So, with a great deal of anticipation I brought my pay slip home and gave it to Darling Wifey. (My pay rise is the largest I have ever had. Great new job…)
And Darling Wifey’s reaction? “That’s nice, dear. Put the kettle on please.“
Ah, Darling Wifey may be saying “put the kettle on,” but mentally she’s picking out the car’s color . . . congrats on the pay raise!
Comment by Drie — October 1, 2003 @ 6:07 pm
Congrats on the pay raise, Bishop!
Comment by percival — October 3, 2003 @ 2:10 pm