When the baby falls asleep on the sofa, instead of being called a “slob” by Darling Wifey, she snarls at anyone who dares make a noise that might wake him.

It’s socially acceptable for babies to poo their pants. Even at Pizza Hut.

Every time a baby picks his nose it’s a whole new world of discovery.

When babies grope pretty girls’ breasts, the girls just giggle and say, “Ahh, isn’t he sweet!”

Babies can carry on eating even after they have fallen asleep! (How cool is that?)

Women fight over who gets to bathe the baby.

No-one complains if you fall asleep when you are dragged out shopping for shoes.