1. You begin to identify with Homer Simpson

2. You feel uncomfortable when you can’t pay your credit card balance this month

3. You turn the telly off when the kids go to bed, and it stays off all evening

4. You think that 6:30 am is a good time to get some work done

5. You would rather have an OJ than a second beer

6. You enjoy reading books with Latin titles

7. You plan to spend the weekend cleaning the gutters

8. Having a bad back actually puts you off sex!!!

9. You don’t just remember your mother’s birthday, you remember your mother-in-law‘s as well

10. Your daughter has second guessed your objections for getting her ears pierced, and trumped you with five reasons

11. The same daughter gets the computer working whilst you are on the ‘phone to the support centre.

By the way – thanks, Darren for all your hard work on my blog. It looks great!