Darling Wifey cannot deny it! Not only do I know that it is all her fault, this last weekend has proven it!

Our guest and her two year old daughter have provided the proof, with lots of help from Little Madam. Girls are genetically programmed to be sanctimonious bossy-boots.

For the past seventy two hours, these little madams (both of them!) have relished every opportunity to boss everyone else around, remind us all about how good they are and pointing out when others are doing something wrong.

It is obviously a girly thing.

Finally, the decision has been made. The house will be put on the market this week. We have to sell it because the oven needs cleaning.