Boooooooring!
Oh, why did I think it was a good a idea to sign up for a health check at work?
Yesterday I was happy and innocent; slimmish, fittish and feeling quite healthy.
 Today I am a person with a slightly raised cholesterol.
 Not so high as to land me up on a course of statins. But high enough for it to make sense to adjust my diet if I don’t want to keel over with a stroke the day after I retire and get the kids off my hands.
So bye-bye extra mature cheddar; so long butter; it was nice knowing you, full-fat yoghurt; remember the good times, bacon butty
Gareth Said,
January 30, 2007 @ 10:30 pm
What you should really stop is those health checks.
And do you really expect to be keeping the kids until the day you retire? Surely you can sell them to slave traders before then?